急需与英语有关的笑话!!主要用汉语叙述!!!
好消息＆坏消息！ An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I tol急需一篇英文笑话小短文，字数大约100字左右，要带翻译的，谢谢啊
Xiaohua started to learn English about 6 months ago and is now eager to practice his English whenever and whereever he can. Today is Sunday, as usual, Xiaohua came to the central park to find chances of practicing his English. Accidently, he bumped into an American tourist. "I am sorry," said Xiaohu谁有搞笑的英文笑话,发几个看看,有用,谢谢了!
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. "Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!" "Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back. "You just sh谁能给我一个英语笑话，有中文翻译 小学四年级水平的，谢谢
A math joke Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0! 老师：“8的二分之一是几？” 学生：“竖切还是横切？” 老师：“你这是什么意思？” 学生：“竖切是3，横切是0！” Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you英文手抄报中，幽默、笑话这一版块的题目是什么？（答案要中英文对照），谢谢！
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